Day 1

Introduction

The Guru Parade

The internet has taught me two things: cats secretly run the
algorithm, and everyone seems to be a guru. Open any feed, and it
feels like you’ve stumbled into a never -ending parade. Here comes
the “LinkedIn ninja” with his polished videos, the “Instagram
prophet” with a perfectly curated life, and the “productivity wizard”
who claims to wake up at 4 a.m. to read three books before sunrise.
Each one waves from thei r float, tossing out catchy slogans like
candy at a small -town festival.
At first, it’s entertaining. Who doesn’t love the spectacle of bright
colors, bold fonts, and quick fixes wrapped in inspirational music?